New Blog

Ello,

I have change to blogspot.

my new blog is thedugongthinks.blogspot.com

thanx and love you!

The essential Dugong anthology of unsystematic thought (Part 1)

I have arrived Finally In Melbourne MAS seats make my ass itch 8 hours 15 minutes is one flight too long I like the roast beef served Not salty enough Needed to add sugar Wait It’s suppose to be salt Saw someone Look Familiar What’s your name I miss Malaysia Excited Oh woe The flights movies offered are quite bad Why I think they are trying to cut costs The lights go off I am tired

Lost my passport Dropped it Thank God for the nice Aussie Lady with the distinct accent Nice looking Tie Welcome to Melbourne First Time I am sure you’ll enjoy it Today is going to be a good day I like waiting for my bags I have 30 Kgs of baggage I hope I get in one piece Airport staff don’t really care if they swing your bags across the room Thank you Where is the toilet Nice toilet Cleaner than Malaysia No Not really Gotta find Josh Where is he

Happy Colder I see sun but it doesn’t feel hot Why I don’t know why but this is Australia and I can definitely get use to it I feel happy Ahh… The Diddums.

Thank you God I am alive

Words of wisdom for the day:

 “This is your captain speaking. We are about to make our descent in 3 minutes time. We hope you’ve had a good flight. Thank you and good bye ladies and gentlemen.”

-Some Cap wearing guy who drives the plane-

Toward a Topography of the Parallel Universe

Dear Blog,

"It is easy to slip into a parallel universe. There are so many of them: Worlds of the insane, the criminal, the crippled, the dying, perhaps of the dead as well. These worlds exist alongside this world and resemble it, but are not in it."

The questionaire; Are you slipping into a parellel universe?

(choose closest answer. DO NOT leave blanks)

1. You love rabbits because:

a. They have paws  b. They are not humans  c. They smoke Weed 

2. Favourite food:

a. smoking rabbits  b. smoked rabbits  c. other

3. I love Mc Donald's food because

a. They kill me slowly  b. Countergirl/guy's cute  c. Cute adverds

4. My favourite movie is:

a. Spice girls  b. Ultraman Tiga  c. Baja Hitam

5. My favourite excuse for being late:

a. Traffic jam  b. Traffic jam  c. Aliens came, took my car

6. Favourite Sporting brand:

a. Niki  b. Adibabas  c. Tommy hill fingers

7. Complete the sentence: Roses are ___, violets are blue.

a. NOT violets  b. Roses  c. MORE blue than violets

Answers:

If you have answered a majority of it, you're clearly slipping into a parellel universe. Why? i don't even know why. I set the test cause i'm bored and i want to waste YOUR time.

Yeap. I love you too.

Words of wisdom for the day:

"Twenty five chocolate cookies will be the perfect dinner"

-Girl, Interupted (Susanna Kaysen)- 

Dear Blog,

The word 'Carpe Diem' is used so much at times that abuse of the word constantly comes to one's mind. 'Carpe Diem', means to seize the moment. To seize the day. To live one's life to the utter fullest.

So, still in the reflective mode, i have listed a list of things i have done last year. Hmmmm... Here it is then:

1. Smoked weed with my homie

2. Smoked MORE Weed

3. Crossed Dressed

4. Slayed some of my Inner Demons

5. Stuffed myself with food

6. Studied very Hard for my Finals

7. Spread the Dugong cheer across Malaysia

8. Turned 21 on the 4th of December

9. Failed to achieve every single new year resolution

10. I graduated as an Accountancy graduate. No Sh*t!

Snakes & Ladders. Flip out. Pops the cracker. Smacks you in the head. Knife you in the neck. Kicks you in the teeth. Steel toe caps. Takes all your credit. Step up. Get the gunge. Get Eggs. Get the flan in your face.

The Raindrops. Suck the Cold.

Happy New Year

-The Dugong-

Dear blog,

Happy new year!
2005 has been a really great year for me.

I AM NOT ALONE.

Also, I can feel it in my bones that 2006 is going to be a great year.
Bones, breaking like stones. (Random inclusion for augment-'ing' randomness)

Reflecting, I decided that I have learnt two things last year:

1. Ass kicking always makes you feel better. No matter what they say. We are always the ones with the bloody knuckles. You and I.
2. THE RAINDROPS. Ahh.. Diduddums.

Softly open our mouths to the cold
Frozen to the spot
The pointless snide remarks
Of the hammerhead sharks

(Hypocrite Opportunist)

To a future worth having
To the lives worth saving
To the gutless sh*ts who mess(ed) up our lives.

Not to worry. Someone always comes to clean the mess. Someone always does.

Happy New Year again and cheers.

Words of wisdom for the day:
"like a warm knife cutting through butter"
-Random Musings of a demented mind 1994-